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Hey, sorry, the title was total clickbait. I mean, I could possibly be talking about 2020 as a whole, but nothing really just happened.

The reason I wanted to catch your attention is because I’m trying to get anyone who dropped off from reading my blog because I’m too political, too lib-tardy, what-have-you, to read it just one more time before Election Day so I can try and win you over.

There are many of you who are voting for ahem, a certain party, and I’m sure you wish I’d just shut the hell up; but the reason why I’m so passionate about this, is not because of my need to virtue signal, or pander, or have my echo-chamber applaud me, but because I truly believe in equal rights for all. And when I say ALL, I mean ALL.

Like say tomorrow, all of a sudden, a large majority of people rose up and started treating all the people with blonde hair very badly.

In this scenario, someone deciphered a sentence in the Bible to say that Jesus considered people with blonde hair to be evil.

And then, by happenstance, all the hair dye in the world stopped working and you couldn’t cover up your blonde hair. Some people didn’t want to cover it up anyway because they were proud of it. Some even proclaimed, “How could my blonde hair be wrong if this is how God made me?!”

You get the point (I hope).

Well you can bet your ass that I’d be the first one speaking up about it. You’d be reading a blog the next day about how WRONG it is to discriminate against people because of the color of their hair.

I’d probably include that I hate hearing our president make blanket statements like, “Blondes come to the USA from their shithole countries and rape our citizens.”

I’d also mention how disgusting it is for the government to try and take rights away from blonde-haired people. In particular, how they want to dictate what blondes can and can’t do with their hair.

In this situation, they’d be trying to prevent them from getting haircuts:

Bad perm? You’re just going to have to live with that. Not my problem.

Split ends ravaging your hair? Doesn’t matter, haircuts are against the law. Nothing I can do.

Raging case of lice? Sorry, shaving your head is also illegal.

Some of you may be reading this and getting really pissed off because you believe you’re already there. You may think your rights are being taken away because you have to wear a mask in certain settings.

Not the same thing. No matter how much you want to say it’s fake news, this is a REAL and DEADLY virus. By wearing a mask, you can help prevent the spread of it. (Do I seriously still need to point this out? Are we on Mars? Am I speaking Martian? 🤯)

You may be upset because there’s no more prayer in school. Tell that to my friend Farruq from 1st grade who quietly left the classroom during birthday celebrations because his religion doesn’t celebrate them. How do you think he felt?

A little reminder: NOT EVERYONE IN THIS MELTING POT IS A CHRISTIAN! And although you as a Christian don’t think that’s ok, I’m sorry to tell you, but it is ok. By law.

Do you know how stupid you look when you talk about freedom of religion but then side-eye the guy who doesn’t put his hand over his heart during the pledge of allegiance because it’s wrong in his religion to utter the words “One nation, under God”?

Oh man I can just imagine how your head just exploded at me for that one. I can hear, “Then he should go back to his country!” resounding in my head.

Sorry folks, that’s not how it works. This is his country too whether you like it or not. He’s practicing his first amendment right called Freedom of Religion. Just in case you need to brush up, here it is:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

I don’t see anything in there specifying Christianity, do you? 🤔 Little conflict of interest having the word “God” in our pledge of allegiance, wouldn’t you say? Some might say it’s actually UN-patriotic for it to be written that way.

Before you label me an unpatriotic heathen – I am a Christian; I love America; I stand for the pledge while reciting it with my hand over my heart; and I am forever indebted to those who fought and are fighting for my freedom. Can’t you see that what I’m defending is exactly what our soldiers fought for???

Next up, you may think your rights are being infringed upon because you are forced to get vaccinated.

Oh how I wish we could do A Christmas Carol version of what life would be like if Jonas Salk never created the Polio vaccine.

I’m not gonna lie, seeing QAnon fools begging the ghosts of Christmases past & future to bring them back to the vaccinated life we currently enjoy would bring me great pleasure 👻😭🙏💉💪🩹😁

My point is, I’m not just trying to be a snowflakey, libtardy, soft, Dirty Dem who needs to wake up.

I’m trying to make people like YOU wake up. Why? Because it’s a slippery slope. And right now you’re sitting unaffected on top of that hill of yours, but one day you might find yourself being pulled down by your blonde hair. I’d imagine you’d want someone to help you out too – maybe throw you a wig or something. I don’t know.