she wore Fruit of the Loom undies and lived happily ever after. The end.

I’m all about the comfort. I wasn’t always this way. Twenty years ago I’d scoff at women who “gave up” and swore I’d buy Vickie’s overpriced, uncomfortable, itch-wear forever.

Now (without going into too much detail about my unmentionables) I don’t wear gigantic bloomers, but let’s just say cotton is King in my book.

The same goes for regular clothes. Even before the pandemic, the minute I got home from work, I’d march upstairs and put on a t-shirt and sweats. Sometimes I’d get wrapped up in something and forget to change and then I’d find myself in a foul mood. Almost every time, I’d realize it was because I was still in my work clothes.

Don’t feel sorry for PJ. He’d much rather me be comfortable & content than sexpot & shrew. And anyway, it’s not like he’s walking around here like Clark Gable in a suit and tie. His favorite t-shirts have paint splatters on them.

If we ever go back to the office, I hope one of the changes for the better is relaxed attire. I don’t mean “Wear your jeans on Fridays”, I’m talking full-fledged sweatpants every day.

A girl can dream, right? I promise I’ll even invest in nice hole-less sweatpants, not like my favorites that I affectionately call, “My homeless sweatpants.”

Hole-less instead of homeless ✅

Imagine sitting in a meeting wearing unforgivingly tight pants as Talky McTalkerson drones on and on. We’ll never stop Mrs. McTalkerson from sharing all of her brilliant ideas, but we can at least be comfy in our sweats instead of daydreaming about them as I often do.

I was about to write, “If you have to meet with people outside your office, of course you shouldn’t wear sweatpants…” But why not? Let’s just make it a worldwide rule that everyone can wear sweatpants as long as there’s no holes in them! Think of how much happier and relaxed everyone would be. The world would seriously be a better place.

That’s my million dollar idea. I’m going to start a company where the dress code is sweatpants. Who wouldn’t want to work for me??

Maybe I’ll even have a nap room. Who doesn’t feel refreshed and ready to work after a good nappy-poo? Production would skyrocket with all my happy, comfortable, well-rested employees!

I may even start my own underwear company. I’ll call it Tiffy’s Public Knowledge. Not exactly sexy, but who cares, we’ll all be comfy 😊