Tag: PEARL CLUTCHING
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I want your sex.
Oooh I bet that got your attention didn’t it? Well I’m actually referring to the song by the wonderful, boody-shaking George Michael. You know, the song that came out in 1987. When I was a doofy, bucktoothed, mulleted 10-year-old, singing at the top of my lungs with my even doofier bucktoothed, tightly-permed sister who was…
