Tag: marriage
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You’re calling me dumb but you can’t even put on a seatbelt.
We just came off a 4-day Disney Cruise to the Bahamas. Before I post 100 pictures to not-so-humble brag about the absolutely perfect, completely magical, utterly blessed, with not one single meltdown or fight the entire time of our vacation on Facebook, I figured I’d document our 9-hour road trip back to Huntersville. The title…
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She’s ugly.
I talk a lot about people I think are hot other than my husband: Post Malone, Shakira, Mary’s blind then not blind husband on LHOTP, James Franco, Wilmer Flores (I also love him because he’s a man who’s not afraid to show his emotions and his favorite TV show is Friends and it’s how he…
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Oh you’re mature.
Recently during a heated debate, one of my snide remarks elicited an, “Oh you’re mature.” from someone who is at least 10 years younger than me. I told him that if he meant it as an insult, I’d be the first to tell him that I am definitely not mature. Thank God. I’m not saying…
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Quiz time.
You go on a dinner date for your husband’s birthday. Your wonderful sister offers to have your boys sleep over so you can have a nice quiet evening and sleep in the next day. After a perfect dinner and dazzling conversation, you go back to your house and: A. Watch the movie Joker and fall…
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Surprise me. Or don’t.
When I decided to start a blog I asked my husband PJ, what was off limits. He said, “nothing.” I should’ve taken it and ran, but I knew he was either in the middle of something and not really listening or figured I’d end up writing whatever I wanted anyway, so why bother telling me what to…
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