I just thought of a great side-hustle for myself.

We were watching The Ten Commandments last night. Surprisingly, this is one of PJ’s favorite Easter traditions, not mine. I promptly fell asleep and woke up intermittently.

The movie is like 12 hours long. And not good. Although I must say, Yul Brynner was quite a snack with that side ponytail. I told PJ he should do his hair like that.

It could happen. Sometimes when he shaves his head, he misses large patches and walks around like that for half a day until I get a view of the top of his head and laugh my ass off. If he let one of those patches grow out, he too could sport this sexy Ramses look!

At one point, when Lillia was onscreen, PJ said, “That actress is still alive. She’s 90. And that lady (Zipporah) played Lily Munster.” (PJ likes to google old-timey actors while watching movies to see if they’re dead yet. I’m not the only weird one in this marriage.)

Looking up from my 1010 game I said, “Oh wow, that’s Yvonne DeCarlo?”

Chuckling, he says, “I can’t believe you knew that.”

This is where my brilliant side-hustle idea comes in. I can rent myself out to people who want to win trivia nights. I’m that good. A fountain of useless information, if you will.

I wonder how much people would be willing to pay 🤔

Happy Easter everyone!