I had a terrible night.

First I couldn’t sleep. Then when I finally fell asleep I dreamt allll night that PJ was in love with another woman.

Do you ever try to punch people in your sleep? It’s like trying to move your arms underwater.

Between him not loving me and me trying to land punches on him that didn’t hurt, I was so frustrated and angry that now I’m tired and in a bad mood in real life.

I have to tell him about this dream and get it out of my system, or I’ll be mad at him all day and he won’t know why.

Don’t get me wrong, PJ hasn’t given me any indication that he’s in love with another woman. It’s because I’m reading a book called One True Loves by Taylor Jenkins Reid and it is soooo good, but the main character is faced with an impossible decision; one that seems to have seeped into my subconscious and exposed itself in my dream.

It’s funny that I had such a scandalous dream about PJ because in reality, this is our life together:

Me: (whining) I don’t know why I can’t fall asleep anymore. I used to fall asleep right away.

PJ: It’s probably sugar. When I stopped eating dessert after 6:30, I started falling asleep better.

Me: Yeah, you’re probably right. Goodnight. Love you.

PJ: Love you.

Just 2 old farts who can’t eat sugar after 6:30 and still in love after all these years.