Touchy feely.

Can we all put politics aside and address an equally large problem?

STOP TOUCHING PEOPLE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TOUCHING!!!!!!!!!

I never liked Cuomo. I thought it was embarrassing that he and his brother made a mockery of getting a COVID test by going on CNN with giant q-tips and making fun of each other’s noses.

I clearly remember saying to PJ, “Sure, this shtick would be funny if it wasn’t during an international pandemic, but they need to stop.”

I’m not trying to say, “I told you so” – I just didn’t like him. I was definitely not a harsh critic of his like I am about the even more repugnant Donald Trump; but politics aside, another thing that needs to go with the Boomer generation – besides them believing Millennials are the ones ruining the world (hint: they’re not, they’re the ones who will clean up the mess you made) – it’s this idea that women want you touching them.

🚨 Spoiler alert 🚨 – THEY DON’T!!

You can split hairs and say, “Well Cuomo only touched her back.” or “He touched her stomach.”

A woman’s stomach is probably one of the most intimate places to be touched.

It’s why so many are angered by strangers touching their pregnant bellies.

Then imagine it being gross-ass Andrew Cuomo stroking it 🤢 How is that even remotely appropriate?

Take it from me – no young girl wants their boss giving them a shoulder massage.

The boss acts like they’re doing you a favor, “Oh you’re so tense, let me give you a shoulder massage.”

Here’s a tip: she’s tense because she’s afraid you’re going to put your nasty meat hooks on her again. Just stop!

You are a creep, but you’re her boss, so she feels like she can’t tell you to stop. But you already know and you’re using your power to continue. Her discomfort is probably even part of getting you off.

Being that Republican politicians have a track record for doing this shit constantly and fight to the death to keep their office and usually succeed, I’m kind of disappointed that he bowed out.

One, because I’m opposed to someone along the lines of a Donald Trump, Roy Moore, Mike Folmer, Mike Maroney, Steve King, Nathan Larsen, Jim Jordan, Jonathan Parker, Scott DesJarlais, Jason Miller, etc.* taking his place, continuing the perversion in office and still keeping their position even if the evidence is stacked against them because their supporters don’t call for their resignations. *source: GOP List of perverts page on Facebook

Two, because now that Cuomo left office, many will consider him a martyr, thinking he bowed out gracefully for something that wasn’t a big deal, instead of recognizing him as just another politician who abused his power and then made some bullshit excuse about lines moving through the years that he was unaware he crossed 🙄

No matter what year it is, no matter where this invisible pervert line is, every person, especially a person in power, knows when they are making someone uncomfortable. And if you don’t, how about you just err on the side of caution and keep your fucking hands to yourself?

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