That’s such a funny threat. I know I’m about to offend many people by what I’m about to say but you know what? If you don’t like it, you can unfriend me right now!!!

I’m sorry but that makes me laugh every time I see it. “Ooooh oh noooo don’t unfriend me!!”

It reminds me of the movie Dazed And Confused when Carl, Tommy, and Hirschfelder go to the freshman dance and as they’re walking out the door the teacher says:

“Hey! You boys leave, you can’t come back.” and Carl goes, “Aww gee! Ya hear that? If we leave we can’t come back!” then Tommy, faking disappointment says, “Ohh nooo! What should we do?!” And they both walk away laughing.

If I’m reading, “You can unfriend me now!”, there’s like a 50/50 chance that I’m not agreeing with you anyway, and 100% chance that I don’t care soooo… 👋 but then I don’t delete them because I love drama.

I’ll admit that it does bother me when I don’t know why someone unfriended me, especially if I like them. But I just saw that someone unfriended me and it made me laugh out loud because I totally felt like Carl in Dazed and Confused. Oooh nooo what will I do? 🙄

Before Trump was in office, the things that made people unfriend each other were humble brags, too many baby pictures, maybe annoying blogs being shoved down their throats … 😃 But now, this shit is CUTTHROAT! Dayummm!!

People who hate Trump hate people who like Trump and vice versa. And if you don’t like him, oooooohhh weee, you are going to catch the wrath of his supporters.

But put politics aside, I just don’t like him as a PERSON. And really Trump supporters, hear me out…can you blame me?

Here’s an example of why I dislike him, put into a real-life scenario:

PJ’s having friends over, and I overhear one of them talking to another guy:

“I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it. I did try and fuck her. She was married.”

Hmmm yeah. I don’t think I like this guy. And then I hear him say:

“I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.”

I’m about to pull my husband aside and ask him who the hell this guy is, and then I hear:

“Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

Oookkk… I’m bypassing PJ now and heading straight for this asshole to tell him he needs to get the fuck out of my house, and he adds:

“Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”

Annnddd … we’re done … as I push him out the door.

Based on this one conversation, would you be friends with this guy? And if your answer is yes, then I have another question: Would you trust him alone with your wife? If you said yes, then I have another question: Would you trust him alone with your daughter? If you said yes, then I feel sorry for your daughter.

Again, let me remind you, this is not about his politics. This is (one of the reasons) why I don’t like him as a person.

And it’s not because of the dirty talk. I have a filthy mouth. I’m no babe in the woods. I was listening to 2 Live Crew the other day and admiring what a great song Me So Horny is.

But I know guys like him and they give me the heebie-jeebies. It’s the way he has so little respect for women within that one conversation. I know, I know, locker room talk. Nah, don’t give me that bullshit. Not all guys talk like that. And if you live among men who do, you should probably change your circle.

And before you’re all, “But Biden is too touchy-feely! What about him?!”

Yeah. I know. He gives me the willies too. I don’t know why he can’t keep his hands to himself. I don’t know why anyone feels like they have the right to touch anyone like that; especially when they appear to be clearly uncomfortable. But until Biden pops a Tic Tac and starts reaching for my vagina, I’m going to mark Biden down as the better guy in my book.

And again, this blog is not about their politics. It’s about the initial reasons why I don’t like either of them as people.

I just can’t believe that this is who we have to choose from. It’s like The Price is Right when you have to pick between door #1 and door #2 and they’re both wet mops in a bucket. But one mop grabs you by the pussy and the other one creepily strokes you.

I just wish Ruth Bader Ginsburg would live forever and she could be our next president.

And if you didn’t like this post, GO AHEAD AND UNFRIEND ME NOW!!! 😃