Yesterday was Taco Tuesday (or Tac Tue as I like to call it) and we wanted to support the economy by getting Taco Bell.

Since we live in a time that I’ve often dreamed of – where fast food is delivered straight to your door, that’s what we decided to do. We’re also taking social distancing very seriously and trying to prevent going out as much as possible.

Side note: I might be taking it a little too seriously because I haven’t stepped out of my house to breathe fresh air for 3 days straight. At one point I also didn’t shower or change my clothes for 2 days, so I can attest to the fact that doing so every day definitely heightens your mood.

We all gathered around PJ and excitedly told him our orders. He was about to hit send and exclaimed, “Holy shit! It comes to $72.00!”

Now I love Taco Bell so much that they’re the ones sending me the most emails telling me it’s all going to be ok (not kidding), but I’m not paying $72.00 for a run to the border.

It turns out that taxes and the delivery fee almost doubled the price. So after some muttering and cursing, PJ scrapped the website order and went to the drive-thru.

He said the lady laughed at him in the middle of ordering because it was so long 😂

Because my diet has truly gone to hell in a hand-basket, I ordered the veggie crunch wrap, the spicy potato wrap, a bean & rice burrito, and nachos with cheese.

I’m not a vegetarian but I’ve never eaten their beef because Lol always proclaimed it can’t be real chop meat (what Long Islanders call ground beef) because it could never be ground up as finely as it is. I don’t know if that’s true but it does make me want to avoid it 🤢

I inhaled my meal so fast that I caught my oldest looking at me like, ‘Have some manners, woman!!!’ (And he eats like a damn caveman.) I must have a stomach of steel because everyone always jokes that Taco Bell makes them have to *ahem* use the bathroom afterwards. Not me! 🏆 🙌 👏

Everyone’s joking about what we’re all going to look like when this is over. It’s not even a full month in and here’s my rundown:

An inch of grey roots; pasty, vitamin D-deficient skin; weak, dry, nails from having removed my SNS manicure, and Body By Taco Bell.

If I let my facial hair go, I’ll be able to play Santa by December!